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Chairman's Chat...You'll Feel A Slight Prick...
27 September 2012

...so brace yourself and hold on to something firm.

For those that give blood, when the nurse comes to insert the needle (no euphemism), they call it a slight scratch...which is a complete lie (if you're lucky enough to get a new, cross-eyed, coordinationally-challenged trainee who attempts a vigorous stabbing motion) and, most disappointingly, has far less opportunity for lewd connotations. Plus in blood terms you lose, in the immortal words of Tony Hancock, nearly an armful.

So...what have we done in the last month since the last chat session? Well, we only went and got in the Cup Major Final at the Nationals in Nottingham...! I can't recall Secklow actually achieving that before so, in a similar fashion to a monkey discovering the magic of its own genitals for the initial time, we have achieved something of a first...and we definitely want to play some more. We are all as happy as, well, I would imagine a monkey is when discovering the magic of its genitals for the first time...

What magic lies ahead (I hear you ask)...? Well, following the AGM next week (the ritualistic excitement of which never ceases to amaze me...) we have the all-important end-of-season bash. A celebration of Secklow: beauty, success, maroon-ness, cider, wine and apple sours. All in one exquisitely-formed glass. The experience is a bit like a jaegerbomb: titillating on the tastebuds, and it makes you feel a bit funny inside, but without the sleepless night (unless that is what you choose to get up to, you naughty scamps), sensitive teeth...and the three-day taste of red bull...

The party date is Saturday 6th October. All are welcome and, if you want to know more...send us an email and you might get a special invitation.


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